Breadboy
29 Dec 2007
Once a baker baked some bread
That sprang to life -- it sprouted arms
And legs and shook its wheaty head.
The baker froze in white alarm,
For never had he seen such things --
A loaf of bread under a charm!
Around the bread danced, in a ring,
Then caught aflame; 'twas blackened ash
Before he saw the fairy king.
The door flung open in a crash --
There stood the grim-faced king himself.
The baker quaked as out the lash
Of fury stung, his life to thrash.

